[Well, she's not the only one affected. Duo's going to be in a maid outfit and he'll be wearing puppy ears that match his hair. Courtesy of his lovely boyfriend who thought this would be funny. Oddly enough, it's also Rikku's fault since it's her maid outfit.]

No problem, Selphie. Aren't you lookin' pretty today. Gotta date or somethin'? Your pizza's almost done. What can I get you ta drink?