This is odd.

[colony_brat]

[Voice]

Just 'cause I've got a different body doesn't mean I'm not workin'. Come by Azzip if you guys are hungry in your new bodies.

[Filtered to Sheik]

Hey, buddy, I like this body of yours. Guess what I did~

[/filtered]

[Action]

[Sheik!Duo's going to be at work at Azzip if anyone wants to come by and see the Sheikah making pizza, smiling, and laughing.]

Comments

[al-bhed-cutie.livejournal.com]

[Good thinking, but it really only works if her boyfriend is the one in the body.] You're gonna make his face sore with all that smiling!

[colony_brat]

[Well, that doesn't mean Duo's going to have any less fun.] It's too pretty ta hide and it's already sore. Not stoppin' me.

[al-bhed-cutie.livejournal.com]

[Just don't hit on her when she looks like this Duo~] He's gonna be glaring at you for weeks for doing this I bet!

[colony_brat]

[Like he wouldn't hit on Guy anyway. He hits on pretty much everyone. He practically sings,] Oh, you have no idea how mad he should be~

[al-bhed-cutie.livejournal.com]

Why?

...What did you do?

[colony_brat]

What you should be doin' for the poor guy. He's way too tense and pent up. Also, I think your boyfriend's part cat. I keep wantin' to take naps in the sun. It's weird.

[al-bhed-cutie.livejournal.com]

What...exactly is that? [She has an idea, but she'd like to make sure she isn't crazy..]

I do that all the time, but that doesn't make me part cat!

[colony_brat]

You sure you wanna know, braids~?

You sure? Maybe you two are just rubbin' off on each other...

[al-bhed-cutie.livejournal.com]

...Kinda?

Yeah, I'm sure. I've always liked doing that!

[colony_brat]

[laughing] Come back to the kitchen then. Don't wanna yell this across the place.

You're both cats.

[al-bhed-cutie.livejournal.com]

[...Well this can't be good....She'll be right there.]

Just doing that doesn't make us cats!

[colony_brat]

[Duo will pull a seat out for her before he gets really close to her, letting the tension build.] Ya see, your boyfriend here doesn't seem ta do much for fun 'sides takin' those naps. So... I ate a lotta sugar. [He pauses so she'll relax and think that's all he's going to say. He wants this to be a bit of a shock. It's more fun for him that way. That's why he breaks a personal rule and he's very frank and dirty with a girl.] Then I went into the bathroom and jacked off the rest of his tension.

[al-bhed-cutie.livejournal.com]

[And she was smiling up until that last sentence. Now she's speechless, and just plain shocked.]

[colony_brat]

[Oh, that was just what he wanted. He's going to start laughing so hard, he has to keep a hand on the counter to keep from falling over.]

[al-bhed-cutie.livejournal.com]

[Hoold on, you just broke her brain. It takes a few minutes until she can finally speak again.]

What?!

[colony_brat]

[Duo was doomed from the start. He slips and falls to the ground so he can laugh even harder.]

[al-bhed-cutie.livejournal.com]

What?!

[She's just staring in disbelief. WTF DUO?!]

[colony_brat]

[That's really not helping him. Then again, Sheik rolling around on the floor with tears in his eyes probably isn't helping her brain either.]

[al-bhed-cutie.livejournal.com]

[No, it's really not! She is officially creeped out!]

[colony_brat]

[Duo eventually settles down and gets to his feet again.] Ow, Sheik doesn't laugh like this much. My sides hurt.

[al-bhed-cutie.livejournal.com]

[All you're getting are stares Duo. She...doesn't know what to say..]

[colony_brat]

[Smiles at her.] Gunna catch flies if ya stand 'round with your mouth open.

[Hit him.]

[al-bhed-cutie.livejournal.com]

[She'll just shake her head, and instead of a hit, he gets a kick...a accidental hard one. Oops, Guy is stronger than she though...but OH WELL! Duo deserved it!]

[colony_brat]

Fuck! [If watching Sheik laugh wasn't enough, hearing him curse and then hop around, clutching his abused leg should be more entertainment.] What the hell, Rikku? Damn that hurt!