About to Die from Excitement

[colony_brat]

[Voice]

Hey! Hey people! Guess what guess what guess what! Wait, you guys have probably already heard! We got an amusement park now!! Azzip is closed until further notice! If John's on vacation, so am I!

[Filtered to Hijiri]

I already got us a room at the hotel. You gotta see it. It's amazing.

[/filter]

[Action]

[Duo's been busy running all over the park all day, trying to see and check out everything and make sure it's real without using any of his tokens. He got really close to pissing off the droids, but he didn't technically break any rules. Now he's going to be collecting up as many of his friends as he can. In other words, if Duo likes you, you're getting pestered and annoyed by him. You know who you are.]

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[akumanotrill]

[takes Duo's hands and hops down]

[colony_brat]

[Duo pulls him off to see the other exhibits and weird animals.]

(ooc: You have any ideas on animals for them to play with? In Those Who Hunt Elves there's a small, white bear that shits toilet paper and rubs its butt on people it likes... should they play with one?)

[akumanotrill]

[Is pulled then pulls Duo to see some more 'normal' animals like lions and tigers for now]

((... eh? XDDD Sure!))

[colony_brat]

[Duo acts like the normal animals are just as interesting as the giant chicken. He hasn't really had a chance to go to a zoo. L2 wouldn't waste the resources on something like that, and even the wealthier colonies have a hard time considering the space required. He's very entertained at being able to see these animals for real.]

(ooc: The show is total crack. It's fun though.)

[akumanotrill]

[Hijiri leads the way as they go from one exhibit to the next, then he spots a strange-looking bear...]

[colony_brat]

[Duo dashes up to the cage and the little sign, pulling Hijiri with him. Inside the cage are several small, white bears. They're hardly bigger than a certain fairy who flies around town. He laughs as he reads the sign.] No way. They're spewin' bullshit now. They say these little guys actually shit toilet paper. There's no way.

[akumanotrill]

Eh? Does it really sa- [and he breaks off when he spots one of the little bears doing just that] Duo! [quickly tugs on Duo's hand and points]

[colony_brat]

[Duo just stares. He shouldn't be staring because it should be gross, but seriously. There's a tiny bear shitting toilet paper! White, fluffy toilet paper.] Fuckin' hell...

[akumanotrill]

[Hijiri is just as shocked.] ... are they real? These are dolls, right?

[colony_brat]

... I don't think dolls do that. Guess they could since the Malnosso can make just 'bout anything they want to, but why make these? The damn things are on a roll and everything!

[akumanotrill]

... maybe they're from some of the other worlds?

[colony_brat]

... they gotta be. We sure as hell don't have those on Earth. Don't have giant chickens either. ... 's it just me or are those things really cute even if they're weird? Ya know, the kinda thing you'd give to a girl on a date ta make her make that sound and squeeze it?

[akumanotrill]

[chuckles] You're not planning to steal one for me, are you~?

[colony_brat]

... you want one? 'cause I can. I can easily get in there and get one. Not sure what kinda plants those are, but the little thing would be useful ta have... around... Is that one rubbing it's butt against the other? [Yes, yes it is. That is how these little bears show they like someone.]

[akumanotrill]

Hmmm... not really. Who knows what it needs to eat and all that. But you really would still one for me if I asked you too? ... yes.. it does seem to... [laughs] Kind of looks like you~!

[colony_brat]

Yeah, I'd steal one for ya if you wanted it. I can outrun the droids, no problem. I don't rub my butt on you. I rub my front against your butt. 's different.

[akumanotrill]

Hmm... I wonder if I can charge the other people here for watching you fight a droid or something. We'd earn more tokens that way. Well~ Maybe the little bear is trying to do the same but got confused~

[colony_brat]

Hmmmm might be a good idea. Here I was thinkin' I'd try ta get a job fixin' rides or droids, but that'd be way more fun. 'specially if I getta use my scythe. We're gunna need way more tokens at this rate.

Don't think so since others are doin' it too. Maybe it's like 'em kissin'? Or something? I don't know. Sure ya don't want one?

[akumanotrill]

I only hope they won't kick us out though.

Hmm... strange way to kiss though. I don't really want one though.

[colony_brat]

Hm, they might. Might be safer findin' another person ta beat up instead. Not nearly as much fun as takin' a droid apart though.

Well, don't usually see animals in the wild kissin' or anything. I guess it could be their way of doin' it? I don't know. I don't study animals.

[akumanotrill]

Too bad.

[looks over at the strange little bears] Could be, I guess. It's kind of cute.

[colony_brat]

[Duo watches the bears for another moment before pulling Hijiri on to the next enclosure.]

(ooc: You got any ideas?)

[akumanotrill]

[The next enclosure contains small fluffy, pink, winged bunny-like creatures then comes over when they see them and go 'Burupya~ ♥']

Now, you have to get me one of these, Duo~!

[colony_brat]

[Duo grins at the little creatures.] ... I don't even know what they are.

[He looks around for the little plaque, pulling Hijiri along on the way.] Ummm... I think they're baby dragons? They're fluffy though. If anything, they seem more like that bunny guy Honey was friends with... You want me ta steal ya one? I bet I can get into that cage. They seem friendly enough.

[akumanotrill]

[looks at the plaque] Yup. They are baby dragons! Such adorable ones too! I want to hold one.