About to Die from Excitement

[colony_brat]

[Voice]

Hey! Hey people! Guess what guess what guess what! Wait, you guys have probably already heard! We got an amusement park now!! Azzip is closed until further notice! If John's on vacation, so am I!

[Filtered to Hijiri]

I already got us a room at the hotel. You gotta see it. It's amazing.

[/filter]

[Action]

[Duo's been busy running all over the park all day, trying to see and check out everything and make sure it's real without using any of his tokens. He got really close to pissing off the droids, but he didn't technically break any rules. Now he's going to be collecting up as many of his friends as he can. In other words, if Duo likes you, you're getting pestered and annoyed by him. You know who you are.]

Comments

[akumanotrill]

Eh? Does it really sa- [and he breaks off when he spots one of the little bears doing just that] Duo! [quickly tugs on Duo's hand and points]

[colony_brat]

[Duo just stares. He shouldn't be staring because it should be gross, but seriously. There's a tiny bear shitting toilet paper! White, fluffy toilet paper.] Fuckin' hell...

[akumanotrill]

[Hijiri is just as shocked.] ... are they real? These are dolls, right?

[colony_brat]

... I don't think dolls do that. Guess they could since the Malnosso can make just 'bout anything they want to, but why make these? The damn things are on a roll and everything!

[akumanotrill]

... maybe they're from some of the other worlds?

[colony_brat]

... they gotta be. We sure as hell don't have those on Earth. Don't have giant chickens either. ... 's it just me or are those things really cute even if they're weird? Ya know, the kinda thing you'd give to a girl on a date ta make her make that sound and squeeze it?

[akumanotrill]

[chuckles] You're not planning to steal one for me, are you~?

[colony_brat]

... you want one? 'cause I can. I can easily get in there and get one. Not sure what kinda plants those are, but the little thing would be useful ta have... around... Is that one rubbing it's butt against the other? [Yes, yes it is. That is how these little bears show they like someone.]

[akumanotrill]

Hmmm... not really. Who knows what it needs to eat and all that. But you really would still one for me if I asked you too? ... yes.. it does seem to... [laughs] Kind of looks like you~!

[colony_brat]

Yeah, I'd steal one for ya if you wanted it. I can outrun the droids, no problem. I don't rub my butt on you. I rub my front against your butt. 's different.

[akumanotrill]

Hmm... I wonder if I can charge the other people here for watching you fight a droid or something. We'd earn more tokens that way. Well~ Maybe the little bear is trying to do the same but got confused~

[colony_brat]

Hmmmm might be a good idea. Here I was thinkin' I'd try ta get a job fixin' rides or droids, but that'd be way more fun. 'specially if I getta use my scythe. We're gunna need way more tokens at this rate.

Don't think so since others are doin' it too. Maybe it's like 'em kissin'? Or something? I don't know. Sure ya don't want one?

[akumanotrill]

I only hope they won't kick us out though.

Hmm... strange way to kiss though. I don't really want one though.

[colony_brat]

Hm, they might. Might be safer findin' another person ta beat up instead. Not nearly as much fun as takin' a droid apart though.

Well, don't usually see animals in the wild kissin' or anything. I guess it could be their way of doin' it? I don't know. I don't study animals.

[akumanotrill]

Too bad.

[looks over at the strange little bears] Could be, I guess. It's kind of cute.

[colony_brat]

[Duo watches the bears for another moment before pulling Hijiri on to the next enclosure.]

(ooc: You got any ideas?)

[akumanotrill]

[The next enclosure contains small fluffy, pink, winged bunny-like creatures then comes over when they see them and go 'Burupya~ ♥']

Now, you have to get me one of these, Duo~!

[colony_brat]

[Duo grins at the little creatures.] ... I don't even know what they are.

[He looks around for the little plaque, pulling Hijiri along on the way.] Ummm... I think they're baby dragons? They're fluffy though. If anything, they seem more like that bunny guy Honey was friends with... You want me ta steal ya one? I bet I can get into that cage. They seem friendly enough.

[akumanotrill]

[looks at the plaque] Yup. They are baby dragons! Such adorable ones too! I want to hold one.

[colony_brat]

[Duo looks around, walks around the enclosure looking for droids, and then he's up and over the rail and making his way to the bars and the door.] Hey there, little guys. You're not gunna eat me, are you? Pretty sure ya can't eat more than a finger, but I'm rather attached to 'em.

[Duo's not about to pick that lock and let them out until he's sure they're friendly. He crouches down near the cage and wiggles his fingers in the bars to pet one of the little dragons.] Hijiri, play look-out, alright?

[akumanotrill]

[salutes~] Yes, sir. [and tries his best to look casual while keeping an eye out for droids]

[colony_brat]

[Duo pets one of the pink little furry cuties. He scratches and gets close to the dragons face to make sure he isn't going to lose a finger or something.] You're a nice little guy, aren't you? You're not gunna hurt me, are you? No. You're a sweet little dragon, aren't you?

[Once Duo's sure it's safe, he pulls some picks from his braid and makes quick work of the lock. Then he pulls one of the dragons from the cage before closing it again. He carries the little thing over to Hijiri and takes up the lookout duty. A droid has to be coming by any moment.]

[akumanotrill]

[Hijiri happily takes the affectionate little furball who starts nuzzling Hijiri's hand] Aww... It's so sweet, Duo. I wonder if we can keep it. [And there's a droid coming over!]

[colony_brat]

[Of course there is! Duo's stealing animals over here. Duo's off to distract the thing. He kicks it on the way for good measure so it'll follow him as he runs.]

[akumanotrill]

[And Hijiri runs in the opposite direction towards the hotel, trying to smuggle his new pet in.]