[Always guys? That's weird. Of course he's a guy. Why's the chick so pissed? Fuck his stomach hurts. Damn she's cute when she pouts. He mans up and straightens up.] He's gotta girlfriend. That's a good thing, right? 'sides, if they were all as pretty as you, you guys woulda been unstoppable and then you coulda taken over the world.

Don't show pain, don't show pain. Man up for the pretty girl Sheikah. Damn, Sheik's a pretty girl.