[Duo moves behind the table, putting a chair between him and two very sex devils.] I didn't do anything! ... I can't help it!

[It's over. He's doomed. There's no way this is going to go well. He's going to have to sleep on the couch. There's no way Ryuhou's going to let him share his bed. Maybe Rikku will move over and let him sleep between them.]