colony_brat | Déjà vu this wall.

You're evil! [Shit, did he say that out loud? Damn. He's doomed.] I told her a bit 'bout the other ones, but I swear I've kept my hands to myself. Well mostly. I didn't molest her. I'm a good boy!

[and they both say] Who's evil? [at the same time. he looks up at Hijiri-kun, still clinging to his arm] He's telling the truth. [and leans up a bit to whisper into her other self's year] For now~ [Which makes her boy self blush]

[Duo's really miserable now. Seeing his Hijiri blush while his girl fantasy is whispering something into his ear. Duo keeps telling himself not to get hard, but he can't help it. This is too hot and too promising.] She's evil!

[she just smiles at Duo] Am not. I am telling the truth. [and she glances downwards, her boy self does the same...]

Duo! You...

[Duo moves behind the table, putting a chair between him and two very sex devils.] I didn't do anything! ... I can't help it!

[It's over. He's doomed. There's no way this is going to go well. He's going to have to sleep on the couch. There's no way Ryuhou's going to let him share his bed. Maybe Rikku will move over and let him sleep between them.]

[Well, the two devils exchange a look then both start laughing.]

[Duo's just going to stare at them. There's no way this is a good thing. They're laughing at him. No, it can't be good.]

[They laugh for a while more]

He really is hopeless, isn't he?

Very~ ♥ [she giggles a little more and eats more of her pizza]

So have you thought of a name for the baby yet?

Not yet. Do you have any suggestions? This Duo says it's going to be a boy.

[and yes, they are ignoring Duo for now~]

[Duo looks at both of the exits to the kitchen. He can't just leave them here alone though, can he? Maybe he should go check on his other customers... yeah, he should do that. He's been ignoring them since his wife- er girl Hijiri got her. He'll slowly side-step toward the exit and slip out of the swinging door.]

[and the two Hijiri just go on chatting like old friends, till Hijiri-kun turns and sees Duo trying to slip away]

Duo. Do you have any paper and a pencil? We're trying to think of names.

[Duo pauses and looks down. He's trying really hard not to morn the loss of the family he can't have. He's happy with what he has and he doesn't want to bring kids into this place anyway.] Kazuo. We named him Kazuo.

Kazuo? Mnn... that is a nice name. How should we write it though...?

[Since there were a number of kanji combinations they could use and the two start discussing that.

Eventually Hijiri-chan looks back over at Duo] Duo... are you alright?

[Duo just shakes his head. Yeah, he could probably manage to reproduce the Japanese forms of his children's names, but perhaps it would be better to let Hijiri figure it out again for herself. He only had so much of choice in their kids' names. The kanji was all her.]

[He ties to look like nothing's up.] Yeah, I should check on my customers though.

[and eventually the two Hijiri decide on a set of kanji that Duo already knows they would choose]

Oh, need help?

Naw, you guys... can just stay here and enjoy the pizza. Just don't plot against me, alright?

[Stuck between a rock and a hard place, Duo abandons the brain breakage for a chance to go check on his customers. Leaving them alone is probably a terrible idea, but oh well.]

Now why would we do that~?

[They just chat for a while more then they help clean up the kitchen a bit]

[Duo will slink back into the kitchen when he can't come up with any reason to dick around in the main part of the restaurant. He's got orders to fill.] I'm still not in trouble, right?

[Surely they've come up with some plot against him... or they were sharing notes about how naughty he was... something.]

[Hijiri-kun is washing the dishes while Hijiri-chan is slightly bent over the counter as she wipes it when Duo comes back in and they ask in unison.] Have you done anything to get into trouble? [then they look at each other and laugh]

[Duo's staring at Hijiri-chan's ass when they ask and he immediately pulls his eyes away to train them on Hijiri-kun's ass instead. He might not be bent over anything, but it's still nice to look at... very nice. And now they're talking together. This could go so badly for him, especially if his mind keeps leaping into the gutter.]

Probably, but I swear I'm bein' good now... mostly.

[and the twin devils move closer together again, Hijiri-chan drapes herself over her boy self as they ask in unison since it's fun~]

Mostly~?

Edited 2010-03-01 16:35 (UTC)

That! How can ya guys do that and NOT think I'm thinkin' not good things! You're both gunna get me in trouble, I know it! [He tries to distract himself by making the orders he took while trying very hard not to think about those two in bed... begging him for things in unison... oh hell.]

[and the two look at each other as if not understanding]

Hijiri-chan: Ne, whatever does he mean~?

Hijiri-kun: I have no idea~

Edited 2010-03-02 16:12 (UTC)

(ooc: I dropped this!? I was afraid of that.)

You're both evil and it's too fuckin' hot!

[Ah hell. Pizza, pizza, pizza, pay attention to the pizza. He has orders to make.]

[they both laugh then come over on either side of him and in unison ask]

Need help making the pizzas~?

[Duo drops the dough he was tossing right on his head before tearing it off and dropping it on the counter. He's nicely flour covered now. This is just way too much for Duo. The lack of blood in his brain doesn't help at all.]

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[headdesks... oww...]

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