Déjà vu this wall.

[colony_brat]

[Voice]

This has happened before. I'm sure a it. I don't really remember it, but it happened... all the weird people... Hell, if you can't beat 'em.

Who wants pizza!?

[People can come by Azzip for pizza. Duo's frantically trying to make enough for everyone.]

Comments

[akumanotrill]

[and the twin devils move closer together again, Hijiri-chan drapes herself over her boy self as they ask in unison since it's fun~]

Mostly~?

[colony_brat]

That! How can ya guys do that and NOT think I'm thinkin' not good things! You're both gunna get me in trouble, I know it! [He tries to distract himself by making the orders he took while trying very hard not to think about those two in bed... begging him for things in unison... oh hell.]

[akumanotrill]

[and the two look at each other as if not understanding]

Hijiri-chan: Ne, whatever does he mean~?

Hijiri-kun: I have no idea~

[colony_brat]

(ooc: I dropped this!? I was afraid of that.)

You're both evil and it's too fuckin' hot!

[Ah hell. Pizza, pizza, pizza, pay attention to the pizza. He has orders to make.]

[akumanotrill]

[they both laugh then come over on either side of him and in unison ask]

Need help making the pizzas~?

[colony_brat]

[Duo drops the dough he was tossing right on his head before tearing it off and dropping it on the counter. He's nicely flour covered now. This is just way too much for Duo. The lack of blood in his brain doesn't help at all.]

[akumanotrill]

[they both laugh then start brushing the flour out of his hair]

Hijiri-kun: Aw, look, what a clumsy shinigami~

Hijiri-chan: All covered in flour now, he looks so cute~ Cute enough to eat ne~

[colony_brat]

[Duo moans a little as they start touching him.]

You're totally evil unless one of you actually plans ta let me have my way with ya...

[akumanotrill]

Hijiri-chan: Just one~?

Hijiri-kun: I think he might have plans for the both of us~

[colony_brat]

Don't wanna be greedy. Greedy gets me in trouble and I get nothin'. Want both. [Duo's got his eyes closed. If he can't see whose hands are whose, he can't get in too much trouble because they're exactly the same. He can't tell whose hand he's leaning into.

[akumanotrill]

[Hijiri-chan giggles as Duo leans into his hand and she pets him like a puppy] What a cute little Duo-puppy ne~

Hijiri-kun: Do you think we should give him what he wants?

[colony_brat]

Yeah, yeah you should give 'im what he wants. When else is he gunna get this chance? He'll be a good boy too. [Duo's still following that hand that's petting him and pushing into it like a needy puppy.]

[akumanotrill]

[she giggles more] But what exactly does the puppy want? And what if my puppy gets jealous?

[colony_brat]

Puppy wants both of you, however he can get ya. You tell your puppy to hush and deal 'cause we're practically the same. He'll do what ya tell 'im. [Duo's a very obedient puppy no matter what world he's in. His poor dough is pretty much ruined, crushed in his hands.]

[akumanotrill]

You're sure he won't mind? I wouldn't be cheating on him, would I?

[colony_brat]

Doesn't count if we're sorta the same person. 'Sides, be my fault. He'd hit me and ask me how it was.

[akumanotrill]

Well, if you're sure. Perhaps... the three of us could...

[colony_brat]

[Duo's looking at Hijiri, trying to decide if he's okay with this, if he would want this. He doesn't want to ask for this; he could never ask for anything this big. He stands to lose too much to risk it for a night or an afternoon of fun.]

[akumanotrill]

[Hijiri shrugs a bit] If you both want to.

[colony_brat]

[Duo blinks at him.] Ya don't care? At all? Either way?

[akumanotrill]

Well... actually, I think it'll be weird since... [looks at his other self] ... we're supposed to be the same person, right?

[colony_brat]

[Duo turns so he can press his back against the counter and ground himself a little. He needs some blood in his brain. He inches a little closer to Hijiri-kun, physically taking sides even though there weren't really sides.] Well, sorta? Not really? I don't fuckin' know. Let's just forget the whole thing and you two can go harass my customers instead. How's that?

[akumanotrill]

[looks over at her boy self and moves away a bit from Duo] I suppose it would be strange if we... Let's do that instead then?

[Hijiri-kun nods] ... we could at least go find matching uniforms!

[colony_brat]

[Yes, get them out of the kitchen and distracted. Then maybe Duo can have a little conversation with himself and get things calmed down before he throws everyone else out of the restaurant and he does something against all kinds of health codes on the front counter.] Yeah, that'll be sure ta catch some attention. Off with both a ya. Go get ta work.

[akumanotrill]

We're going to the stores though to see if we can find uniforms. We'll be right back~ [and of the pair go]