colony_brat | Déjà vu this wall.

Awww... only just as pretty? Mn. Strawberry sounds good.

[She sits down at one of the tables.]

You're just a lotta things~ Now stop tryin' ta make me do somethin' that'll get me in trouble with my Hijiri. Not sure how I would explain ta him how I ended up in the closet here with a female version of himself and how I got a hickie he didn't give me.

[Duo finishes up the pizza pretty quickly. He has plenty of practice. He tosses it into the oven for a few minutes and goes to the icebox to see what he has.] Got any requests for a drink? If you're pregnant, should give you some milk. It's good for ya.

I'm not trying to make you do anything... though it could be fun since you can't really get me any more pregnant but my Duo wouldn't really like.

Fruit juice. But I don't really like the taste of milk...

[Duo blinks at her slowly, like he can't believe she just suggested... no, she must be suggesting something else... oh who's he kidding. This his Hijiri. Of course she could suggest something like that.] I think we'd both get in trouble even if I couldn't make ya any more pregnant than ya already are.

[Duo gets her a glass of juice and sets it on the table.] I know, but you should drink it anyway. 's good for you and the baby 'cause he's gunna need a lotta calcium.

But you would do it if you wouldn't get in trouble~ You would do it if I were your Hijiri~

[takes a sip of fruit juice then sighs softly] ... I guess so. I'll have to start watching what I eat. Though I guess the other you would be making sure I eat all kinds of nutritious foods, not matter how terrible some of them taste...

Edited 2010-01-11 17:01 (UTC)

I'd do a lotta things to ya if I wouldn't get in trouble and you were my Hijiri~ I do a lotta things the Health Department would shut me down for if we had one~

Naw, I shouldn't be that bad. You're assumin' I know shit. I just chase after you a little ta drink some milk and eat some veggies. The rest, I figure you're a girl and havin' babies on Earth is natural so your body oughtta know what it's doin' without my help.

Mn? Don't you already do lots of things here with my other self already~?

You can get quite bad and I'm sure you're going to fret about every discomfort I feel or craving I get... actually, that sounds like it could be fun.

'course I do. I'm still me even if I'm a different me than the one ya know. But I could still think of a few things I could do here with you ta get myself shut down~ Even if I should already be shut down~

[Duo chuckles and goes to fetch her pizza from the oven.] Ya got me nailed there. Like I don't already serve ya, I'll be your willin' and happy slave for the next five months or so. You so much as mention it bein' warm and I'll be fannin' you and offerin' ta get you so water.

[laughs] The other you will have to start acting more like a parent though~

Hmm... actually, they told me at the clinic that it only takes 3 months here...

Yeah, and that's a shame. And then the kids'll get older and I won't have ta be so much of an adult.

[Duo looks puzzled and then counts on his fingers. He frowns and does it again. Then he stares into space before counting again.] Damn, seemed like longer... but naw, it was three, wasn't it?

(ooc: Mun is stupid.)

[nods as she starts on her pizza] Mnhm. Three. That's what Kamui said. You'd better not make fun of me when I start gaining weight.

Why would I make fun a you? You were gorgeous. Are gunna be gorgeous. Whatever.

Well, I'm asking just in case. You mean I'm not gorgeous right now?

[Duo hangs his head and laughs a little.] Yep, you're my devil alright. You're gorgeous and ya know it. If I'm not sayin' that enough, you need ta hit the other me. Besides, if I do make fun a you, you can make me sleep on the couch. After the first couple kids grow up, I get the added punishment of them makin' fun of their dad.

Well, to be fair, he does say it a lot already, I guess~ Oh, they do?

'course they do. They're our kids. You think they're gunna give up on a chance ta tease their dad for pissin' off their mother again?

Oh, so their father pisses off their mother often?

My big mouth plus hormones means daddy sleeps on the couch often 'nough ta make the kids give him a hard time.

[laughs lightly] I can easily imagine that~

Yeah, I get myself in more than 'nough trouble. The twins love it. Pretty sure they try ta get me in trouble.

Well, they are your sons~

[Just then Hijiri-kun comes in.] Duo? Are you he- [and he just stares at the other him... the female him...]

(ooc: You didn't have to do this. Hopefully it's fun though.)

[Duo's head whips around, braid lifting a little with the force so he can stare back at Hijiri.] It's not what it looks like. Wait, yes it is.

[and still staring, I think his brain just broke a bit, poor thing...]

[she looks back at him then at Duo] This is your Hijiri?

[Duo nods, still staring at him.] Yeah.

What do I do? Crap. I'm in trouble. Wait. I didn't do anything. Hijiri's gunna think I did something. No, he's more likely ta think I want kids again. He's gunna feel bad again 'cause he can't give me kids. Don't just stand here like an idiot! Say somethin'!

It's the new people! She's one of 'em. Want some pizza? It's sweet. I didn't molest her, I swear.

He really does look a lot like me ne... [and she goes a little closer]

... [Hijiri-kun watches her, still not believing this] ... they-they made your daydream come true...?

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