colony_brat | Déjà vu this wall.

[and still staring, I think his brain just broke a bit, poor thing...]

[she looks back at him then at Duo] This is your Hijiri?

[Duo nods, still staring at him.] Yeah.

What do I do? Crap. I'm in trouble. Wait. I didn't do anything. Hijiri's gunna think I did something. No, he's more likely ta think I want kids again. He's gunna feel bad again 'cause he can't give me kids. Don't just stand here like an idiot! Say somethin'!

It's the new people! She's one of 'em. Want some pizza? It's sweet. I didn't molest her, I swear.

He really does look a lot like me ne... [and she goes a little closer]

... [Hijiri-kun watches her, still not believing this] ... they-they made your daydream come true...?

Bad thoughts, bad thoughts, bad thoughts. [Duo's doing everything he can to stop the bad thoughts. Seeing his boyfriend and the girl he married in his day dream... together... close, is making him need a cold shower.]

Ummmm not really? 'cause she's not my Hijiri, you are. Shit I hope another me doesn't start runnin' around too. No, wait, that'd be great. I could play with myself. Er, I mean break inta places with myself. 's not really like my daydream comin' true. More like she came outta it.

[and Hijiri-chan wonders why Duo is staring at them like that. The two of them are perfect twins standing next to each other like that. Then she gets it and laughs softly.

Hijiri-kun looks at her, not understanding... and he frowned] ... play with yourself? Came out of it?

[He's not looking at them in anyway! Duo's a good boy! He's not having terrible, terrible, naughty thoughts about having both of them in bed. They're just so pretty together.... so hot...]

I'm not playin' with myself! Wait, I mean if there was 'nother me, I could go out and break inta places and do other things like that. Not play with myself like- never mind. She's here, but 's not like my dream 'cause you're here and things are different and I know ya aren't a girl and who wants pizza?

[And she just chuckles more and purposefully moves closer to her male self]

... you're sure? So she's with another you then? [He's finally slowly getting it... sort of.]

[She's evil. He's sure of it now. His dirty thoughts are proof that she's evil... it makes sense...]

Yeah, she knows a different me who's still me but not me. I swear I didn't get her pregnant. Well I did 'cause it's mine, but I didn't do it so it's not.

... she's pregnant!?

[Hijiri-chan smiles] Yes, but not by this one. Though this Duo's mind is just as filthy as mine~

I didn't do anything! [Flail! She's on to him! She's going to tell Hijiri! He doesn't want to sleep on the couch. Maybe Ryuhou will share.]

[she smiles wider and clings to her other self's arm while watching Duo] Not yet anyway~

[Hijiri-kun meanwhile still can't get over the fact that she's pregnant] ... how many children do you already have?

This is the first one.

You're evil! [Shit, did he say that out loud? Damn. He's doomed.] I told her a bit 'bout the other ones, but I swear I've kept my hands to myself. Well mostly. I didn't molest her. I'm a good boy!

[and they both say] Who's evil? [at the same time. he looks up at Hijiri-kun, still clinging to his arm] He's telling the truth. [and leans up a bit to whisper into her other self's year] For now~ [Which makes her boy self blush]

[Duo's really miserable now. Seeing his Hijiri blush while his girl fantasy is whispering something into his ear. Duo keeps telling himself not to get hard, but he can't help it. This is too hot and too promising.] She's evil!

[she just smiles at Duo] Am not. I am telling the truth. [and she glances downwards, her boy self does the same...]

Duo! You...

[Duo moves behind the table, putting a chair between him and two very sex devils.] I didn't do anything! ... I can't help it!

[It's over. He's doomed. There's no way this is going to go well. He's going to have to sleep on the couch. There's no way Ryuhou's going to let him share his bed. Maybe Rikku will move over and let him sleep between them.]

[Well, the two devils exchange a look then both start laughing.]

[Duo's just going to stare at them. There's no way this is a good thing. They're laughing at him. No, it can't be good.]

[They laugh for a while more]

He really is hopeless, isn't he?

Very~ ♥ [she giggles a little more and eats more of her pizza]

So have you thought of a name for the baby yet?

Not yet. Do you have any suggestions? This Duo says it's going to be a boy.

[and yes, they are ignoring Duo for now~]

[Duo looks at both of the exits to the kitchen. He can't just leave them here alone though, can he? Maybe he should go check on his other customers... yeah, he should do that. He's been ignoring them since his wife- er girl Hijiri got her. He'll slowly side-step toward the exit and slip out of the swinging door.]

[and the two Hijiri just go on chatting like old friends, till Hijiri-kun turns and sees Duo trying to slip away]

Duo. Do you have any paper and a pencil? We're trying to think of names.

[Duo pauses and looks down. He's trying really hard not to morn the loss of the family he can't have. He's happy with what he has and he doesn't want to bring kids into this place anyway.] Kazuo. We named him Kazuo.

Kazuo? Mnn... that is a nice name. How should we write it though...?

[Since there were a number of kanji combinations they could use and the two start discussing that.

Eventually Hijiri-chan looks back over at Duo] Duo... are you alright?

[Duo just shakes his head. Yeah, he could probably manage to reproduce the Japanese forms of his children's names, but perhaps it would be better to let Hijiri figure it out again for herself. He only had so much of choice in their kids' names. The kanji was all her.]

[He ties to look like nothing's up.] Yeah, I should check on my customers though.

[and eventually the two Hijiri decide on a set of kanji that Duo already knows they would choose]

Oh, need help?

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