Déjà vu this wall.

[colony_brat]

[Voice]

This has happened before. I'm sure a it. I don't really remember it, but it happened... all the weird people... Hell, if you can't beat 'em.

Who wants pizza!?

[People can come by Azzip for pizza. Duo's frantically trying to make enough for everyone.]

Comments

[colony_brat]

Don't wanna be greedy. Greedy gets me in trouble and I get nothin'. Want both. [Duo's got his eyes closed. If he can't see whose hands are whose, he can't get in too much trouble because they're exactly the same. He can't tell whose hand he's leaning into.

[akumanotrill]

[Hijiri-chan giggles as Duo leans into his hand and she pets him like a puppy] What a cute little Duo-puppy ne~

Hijiri-kun: Do you think we should give him what he wants?

[colony_brat]

Yeah, yeah you should give 'im what he wants. When else is he gunna get this chance? He'll be a good boy too. [Duo's still following that hand that's petting him and pushing into it like a needy puppy.]

[akumanotrill]

[she giggles more] But what exactly does the puppy want? And what if my puppy gets jealous?

[colony_brat]

Puppy wants both of you, however he can get ya. You tell your puppy to hush and deal 'cause we're practically the same. He'll do what ya tell 'im. [Duo's a very obedient puppy no matter what world he's in. His poor dough is pretty much ruined, crushed in his hands.]

[akumanotrill]

You're sure he won't mind? I wouldn't be cheating on him, would I?

[colony_brat]

Doesn't count if we're sorta the same person. 'Sides, be my fault. He'd hit me and ask me how it was.

[akumanotrill]

Well, if you're sure. Perhaps... the three of us could...

[colony_brat]

[Duo's looking at Hijiri, trying to decide if he's okay with this, if he would want this. He doesn't want to ask for this; he could never ask for anything this big. He stands to lose too much to risk it for a night or an afternoon of fun.]

[akumanotrill]

[Hijiri shrugs a bit] If you both want to.

[colony_brat]

[Duo blinks at him.] Ya don't care? At all? Either way?

[akumanotrill]

Well... actually, I think it'll be weird since... [looks at his other self] ... we're supposed to be the same person, right?

[colony_brat]

[Duo turns so he can press his back against the counter and ground himself a little. He needs some blood in his brain. He inches a little closer to Hijiri-kun, physically taking sides even though there weren't really sides.] Well, sorta? Not really? I don't fuckin' know. Let's just forget the whole thing and you two can go harass my customers instead. How's that?

[akumanotrill]

[looks over at her boy self and moves away a bit from Duo] I suppose it would be strange if we... Let's do that instead then?

[Hijiri-kun nods] ... we could at least go find matching uniforms!

[colony_brat]

[Yes, get them out of the kitchen and distracted. Then maybe Duo can have a little conversation with himself and get things calmed down before he throws everyone else out of the restaurant and he does something against all kinds of health codes on the front counter.] Yeah, that'll be sure ta catch some attention. Off with both a ya. Go get ta work.

[akumanotrill]

We're going to the stores though to see if we can find uniforms. We'll be right back~ [and of the pair go]

[colony_brat]

[Duo walks over to the sink so he can wash his face and take a few moments, ignoring his customers, while he tries to calm down a little. It's very hard having his devil and his female mirror in the same room. It's harder when they start teasing him. He'll go back to his usual self and his usual work stuff after a minute.]

[akumanotrill]

[And the twins are back a short while later and burst into the kitchen. One dressed as a maid, the other as a butler and together they asked]

What do you think, Duo~?

[colony_brat]

[Duo has to lock his knees to keep from falling over at the sudden blood loss to his brain. Those two are pure evil and it's making him very light headed and tight panted.] The customers. You're s'pposed ta harass them. Not me. Fuckin' hell...

[akumanotrill]

But we aren't harassing you and just wanted to make sure you approved of these uniforms first before we went to work~

He likes them alright~ Let's go~ ♥ [and he pushes her boy self back out to the dining area, where Duo might still here them say together]

Welcome to Azzip! How may we help you?

[colony_brat]

Yeah, they're fine. Great. Sexy. Go harass customers.

[Duo breathes another sigh of relief and hopes the customers keep the twins out of his hair so he doesn't have to work so hard to keep his hands out of their uniforms. This is total torture for the poor boy.]

[akumanotrill]

[They do have to come back in a while though with their orders. They stand on either side of him and read out the orders one after another, then await his command.]

[colony_brat]

[Duo does his best to concentrate on the orders, memorizing them, and not concentrate on how hot they are in their uniforms. It's easier said than done. It's easier said backwards in Russian than it is done. Maybe if he just keeps looking at the pizza and pretending they're not there. No he can't do that.] Go back to the customers. Make 'em hungry or somethin'. Just stay outta the kitchen before I throw ya both over the counter. My pants are cuttin' off my balls.

[akumanotrill]

Haii~~! ♥ [and off they slip out of the kitchen again, one giggling, the other chuckling]

[colony_brat]

[Duo stares down at his pants. Guys really shouldn't talk to their junk but...] They're gunna kill us. They really are. I think they're doin' it on purpose. Should just hide back here and take my pants off ta see what they do when they come back ta torture us some more. 's not like the customers can see that well.