Great, I've lost it!

[colony_brat]

Would someone please tell me what in the hell's goin' on here? I know I haven't been sleepin' or eatin' well for a while, but this is ridiculous. I'd have to be up for a week ta hallucinate. It's not just me, right? Naw, there's too much chatter for that. Unless I'm imagin' that too.

Hijiri? Bunny? I think I need ta go ta bed and I think I need someone ta check my head. I might be bleedin' into my brain or something.

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[akumanotrill]

You can if you want.

[chuckles and flutters his wings a bit] Don't you ever get tired~

[colony_brat]

Well I do like tellin' my devil how much I enjoy bein' his devoted fan and how handsome he is. Down right sexy actually.

Yes, and then I sleep for a while before molestin' you again. [He sounds cheeky as he whips one hand down to pinch Hijiri's butt before going back to rubbing around his wings.]

[akumanotrill]

And the devil doesn't mind being worshiped~ ♥

[chuckles] Are all shinigami this horny, I wonder~? [and gives a cry of surprise then tries to catch the offending hand] Duo!

[colony_brat]

Good ta know 'cause I'd hate ta be upsettin' my devil by worshippin' him.

Mmmm don't know, but if anymore show up and try ta take my place, I might come back bloody. 'specially if they're tryin' ta use you ta fix the horny. [Tries to look innocent.]

[akumanotrill]

You won't upset him~

... [frowns a bit] Duo... I'm sure I'd be able to fend of their advances if they made any.

[colony_brat]

Good, then I can worship 'im all I want~

[Duo at least has the intelligence to look a little ashamed of himself... for about six seconds.] So? You could probably tease and manipulate 'em inta going off ta do all kinds of stuff for ya. But I still might come back covered in their blood if they wouldn't take orders for an answer.

[akumanotrill]

I can fight them off. Shouldn't be too hard.

[colony_brat]

But that's s'pposed ta be my job~ [whine] I'm s'pposed ta protect my devil and make sure no one gets handsy. [Duo bounces a little like he's a kid throwing a fit.]

[akumanotrill]

I thought your job was making pizzas and being a general annoyance to the community~ [laughs]

[colony_brat]

[tries to sound pouty] But I can kill people ta protect my devil too~ That could fall under bein' an annoyance. I'm sure their screams would be annoyin'.

[akumanotrill]

[doesn't really like that, death being a rather sensitive topic to him] Duo. You can scare them but you aren't allowed to kill them. [then goes back to his normal self] Aww... you've been going round making other people scream too then?

[colony_brat]

Aw, but where's the fun in that? It'd just have ta be one of them. Then the rest would leave ya alone. Not 'less ya count havin' them scream at me. Promise I haven't made anyone else scream the way I make you scream~

[akumanotrill]

No is no. You can't kill anyone. You might rough them up a bit and scare them real bad but no killing... I don't want that. And it'd better stay that way.

[colony_brat]

[Duo's going to sulk a little. Killing's what he does. Well that and break into things. Add that to the desire to protect anyone important to him and telling him that he can't kill someone is hard for him. Still...] Alright, if that's what ya want, I won't kill anyone for gettin' too handsy with ya. I'll behave.

[He promises all on his own without Hijiri having to talk him through it to make sure he doesn't blur the rules of his promise.]

[akumanotrill]

[and Duo deserves a big kiss for that] There. That's a good Duo.

[colony_brat]

[Well he's happier now. He made Hijiri happy and he got rewarded.] See? I can behave myself.

[akumanotrill]

Hm... but only sometimes~

[colony_brat]

Of course only sometimes. Behavin' myself isn't as much fun as misbehavin'~

[akumanotrill]

You such naughty puppy. I should bring you back to the pet store for an exchange.

[colony_brat]

[Duo whines a little and looks up at Hijiri through his bangs.] Ya wouldn't really return me, would ya? I don't wet the floor or chew your shoes. I'm very well trained.

[akumanotrill]

Aww~ The puppy is looking at me so cutely now~ Hmm... maybe I won't return him just yet. He's good for cuddling~ [and cuddles]

[colony_brat]

[Duo grins and cuddles the boy in his lap as well.] So you'll keep me then? And take good cara me?

[akumanotrill]

[is cuddled~] Eh? What? I though I've already been taking extremely good care of this puppy.

[colony_brat]

[Duo nods excitedly, making his braid thump against his back and wings.] Yeah, but if you're thinkin' about returnin' me, ya might change your mind 'bout takin' so much cara me. You're a very good master for this puppy.

[akumanotrill]

[pets] Just how good a master am I?