Back to Work

[colony_brat]

Alright, looks like it's time I get Azzip back up and open. Problem is, it needs a bit of cleanin' and I'm goin' ta need help with firewood and shoppin'. So, besides a certain fairy waiter, who wants ta help me? I'd offer ta pay you in food, but since it's free, seems kinda stupid. So, guess I could have a private party for those willin' ta help.

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[colony_brat]

Wow, might actually be proud of ya. Well, Azzip's a place over near the shops where I make pizza. Gotta big sign over the door.

[idle-magic.livejournal.com]

Right. If that's the only thing you serve, I don't see a reason to go.

[colony_brat]

What? Ya don't like pizza? Have ya even had it?

[idle-magic.livejournal.com]

That's...none of your business.

[colony_brat]

So that's a no. You're not even gunna try it. That's just lame, man. Seriously. It's the greatest food ever and you're not even gunna try it.

[idle-magic.livejournal.com]

I didn't say I wasn't going to try it, I just said I didn't feel like going over to your restaurant for it.

[colony_brat]

Well, I do deliver. Parta the fun of pizza's bein' able ta order it from your couch and waitin' for it in your underwear.

(ooc: I made a log if you want to use it. You don't have to. I made it just because.)

[idle-magic.livejournal.com]

...That sounds idiotic.

[colony_brat]

Naw, it's great. Ya don't have ta order in your underwear, but it's nice anyway.

[idle-magic.livejournal.com]

I don't see what's so nice about it.

...If you actually took the time to deliver a pizza though, I wouldn't turn it down.

[colony_brat]

It's nice 'cause it's the best food you can get and ya don't have ta dress up or struggle for it. It comes to you.

Well, then you'll have ta order some when I get the place up and runnin'.

[idle-magic.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I've seen better. And getting food shouldn't be a struggle in the first place.

I'll think about it.

[colony_brat]

Naw, still think it's the best. It's good hot or cold, it's got practically every food group dependin' on what kind ya get, you can eat it with your hands, and you can get it on the run. Not ta mention you can put just 'bout anything on it.

Yeah well, sometimes it is a struggle. I don't like it either, but that's how it is.

[idle-magic.livejournal.com]

Eating with your hands sounds dirty. And when you say you can put anything on it, then it must have some pretty strange things occasionally.

[colony_brat]

Not if ya wash 'em. The edge of the crust keeps your hands from gettin' too greasy. Well, think it's odd that someone asked for shrimp. And Vyse likes fish on his. So does Princess Ruto. It's really up to you what ya want on it. I just might have ta figure out how ta make it work.

[idle-magic.livejournal.com]

...Well, I guess that means it's never boring.

[colony_brat]

Exactly! You could have it every day and not eat the same thing.

[idle-magic.livejournal.com]

Though if you did try something different every day then eventually you might get something disgusting.

[colony_brat]

Oh yeah, I've had bad pizza. Don't even have ta make it weird. Just gotta have some bad toppings or maybe some bad sauce.

[idle-magic.livejournal.com]

Bad sauce?

[colony_brat]

Yeah, 's real easy ta burn it or make the spices in it wrong, or not 'nough of 'em or there's too much sauce or not 'nough. There's a lotta ways ta mess up pizza.

[idle-magic.livejournal.com]

You could mess up any food though. And for all you know some people might like it with less sauce and weird spices.

[colony_brat]

Oh, I know. There was this one... girl who wanted the sauce as spicy as I could make it. Shoulda just set it on fire and handed it to her.

[idle-magic.livejournal.com]

Maybe she would have liked it if you did.

...Why are we talking about this anyway?

[colony_brat]

Don't think that's what she had in mind.

'cause pizza's that great?