This is odd.

[colony_brat]

[Voice]

Just 'cause I've got a different body doesn't mean I'm not workin'. Come by Azzip if you guys are hungry in your new bodies.

[Filtered to Sheik]

Hey, buddy, I like this body of yours. Guess what I did~

[/filtered]

[Action]

[Sheik!Duo's going to be at work at Azzip if anyone wants to come by and see the Sheikah making pizza, smiling, and laughing.]

Comments

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[ombra_lira]

[He offers a faint shrug.] I do not always leave. [Just most of the time.]

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[colony_brat]

So ya do listen sometimes? [Duo's not sure if that's hot or embarrassing.]

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[ombra_lira]

Not intentionally.

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[colony_brat]

... ya sure it's not intentional~? Ya sure you don't like it~? [He could be on to something here.]

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[ombra_lira]

Why would I like listening to that? [Even if Sheik did like it, no way in hell he'd admit it. He's got his pride about his restraint to keep intact.]

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[colony_brat]

'cause it's hot ta think of your two sexy housemates upstairs, screamin' for each other as they get all sweety and messy. [Duo's starting to like this idea more and more. He's so dirty.]

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[ombra_lira]

[He raises an eyebrow, even as a faint blush appears.] Perhaps you believe that to be so.

[Action]

[colony_brat]

Yep. Wouldn't a said it otherwise. Question is, do you think it's hot~? Ya should since you gotta listen to it so much~ [Duo makes a note that he's very hot when he blushes.]

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[ombra_lira]

I do not. [His mind is attempting to move in that direction now, though. Thanks Duo.]

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[colony_brat]

Ya sure? With these ears, it'd be like you're in the room listenin' to us~ [Oh Duo loves baiting him so much.]

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[ombra_lira]

That does not matter. I do not listen to it merely for pleasure like you would. [Yep, there is totally still a blush there, and no convenient cowl to hide it behind.]

[Action]

[colony_brat]

Not merely for pleasure? 's that mean there's another reason you're doin' it? You tryin' ta learn something too? [He's very pretty when he blushes. He's going to have to blush more often. It might get him things.]

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[ombra_lira]

No it does not. You are trying to read what is simply not there.

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[colony_brat]

Ya sure 'bout that? Ya sure you're not in denial~?

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[ombra_lira]

Yes I am sure.

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[colony_brat]

Hmmm... nope. Don't believe it. My body's not used ta lying.

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[ombra_lira]

That is irrelevant.

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[colony_brat]

Na, it's totally relevant 'cause you can't lie ta me in my own body. Well, you can try.

[Action]

[ombra_lira]

You are merely trying to convince me to say what you believe is the truth, when it is not.

[Action]

[colony_brat]

Ya think so? Hmmm... s'ppose I could be or I could just be tryin' ta get you to admit the truth that you're a dirty pervert who sits in his room at night and listens to me make Hijiri scream over and over and over~

[Action]

[ombra_lira]

[...That just makes it seem far less... attractive. He frowns slightly.]

I do not think so.

[Action]

[colony_brat]

[Duo shrugs.] Ah well. Pretty sure I know what the truth is and that's what matters.

[Action]

[ombra_lira]

Believe what you will.

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[colony_brat]

[grins] Sooo.... if I grope you now, would it be masturbation?

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[ombra_lira]

I do not think so.