About to Die from Excitement

[colony_brat]

[Voice]

Hey! Hey people! Guess what guess what guess what! Wait, you guys have probably already heard! We got an amusement park now!! Azzip is closed until further notice! If John's on vacation, so am I!

[Filtered to Hijiri]

I already got us a room at the hotel. You gotta see it. It's amazing.

[/filter]

[Action]

[Duo's been busy running all over the park all day, trying to see and check out everything and make sure it's real without using any of his tokens. He got really close to pissing off the droids, but he didn't technically break any rules. Now he's going to be collecting up as many of his friends as he can. In other words, if Duo likes you, you're getting pestered and annoyed by him. You know who you are.]

Comments

[colony_brat]

You'd think 'but 'round here... ya can't be sure....

Shit! [Duo leans forward and grabs onto the feathers really quickly. He leans back a little and it slows down. Forward, a little faster. Okay, this isn't too bad. Duo rides it around the pen a few times before the droid motions him over and he realizes his turn is over. He hops down next to Hijiri much more gracefully than he got up.] Okay, it's safe.

[akumanotrill]

Duo!

[then he watches and waits for Duo to come back over. he laughs] You could have fooled me there at the beginning~ [and he climbs up]

[colony_brat]

[Duo pats the chocobo on the neck as Hijiri gets settled.] Didn't he was actually gunna go. Have fun!

[Duo pats the chocobo again before stepping back and letting them go.]

[akumanotrill]

[and the Chocobo goes forward slowly when Duo lets them go]

[colony_brat]

[Well, at least that's better than what it did when Duo said go. He stands back to watch Hijiri ride around on the giant chicken. It's a good thing they just ate and Duo's not hungry.]

[akumanotrill]

[Hijiri manages to make it walk slowly round the enclosure till it's time for him to come back over]

[colony_brat]

[Duo holds his hands up to help Hijiri down as soon as he comes back.]

[akumanotrill]

[takes Duo's hands and hops down]

[colony_brat]

[Duo pulls him off to see the other exhibits and weird animals.]

(ooc: You have any ideas on animals for them to play with? In Those Who Hunt Elves there's a small, white bear that shits toilet paper and rubs its butt on people it likes... should they play with one?)

[akumanotrill]

[Is pulled then pulls Duo to see some more 'normal' animals like lions and tigers for now]

((... eh? XDDD Sure!))

[colony_brat]

[Duo acts like the normal animals are just as interesting as the giant chicken. He hasn't really had a chance to go to a zoo. L2 wouldn't waste the resources on something like that, and even the wealthier colonies have a hard time considering the space required. He's very entertained at being able to see these animals for real.]

(ooc: The show is total crack. It's fun though.)

[akumanotrill]

[Hijiri leads the way as they go from one exhibit to the next, then he spots a strange-looking bear...]

[colony_brat]

[Duo dashes up to the cage and the little sign, pulling Hijiri with him. Inside the cage are several small, white bears. They're hardly bigger than a certain fairy who flies around town. He laughs as he reads the sign.] No way. They're spewin' bullshit now. They say these little guys actually shit toilet paper. There's no way.

[akumanotrill]

Eh? Does it really sa- [and he breaks off when he spots one of the little bears doing just that] Duo! [quickly tugs on Duo's hand and points]

[colony_brat]

[Duo just stares. He shouldn't be staring because it should be gross, but seriously. There's a tiny bear shitting toilet paper! White, fluffy toilet paper.] Fuckin' hell...

[akumanotrill]

[Hijiri is just as shocked.] ... are they real? These are dolls, right?

[colony_brat]

... I don't think dolls do that. Guess they could since the Malnosso can make just 'bout anything they want to, but why make these? The damn things are on a roll and everything!

[akumanotrill]

... maybe they're from some of the other worlds?

[colony_brat]

... they gotta be. We sure as hell don't have those on Earth. Don't have giant chickens either. ... 's it just me or are those things really cute even if they're weird? Ya know, the kinda thing you'd give to a girl on a date ta make her make that sound and squeeze it?

[akumanotrill]

[chuckles] You're not planning to steal one for me, are you~?

[colony_brat]

... you want one? 'cause I can. I can easily get in there and get one. Not sure what kinda plants those are, but the little thing would be useful ta have... around... Is that one rubbing it's butt against the other? [Yes, yes it is. That is how these little bears show they like someone.]

[akumanotrill]

Hmmm... not really. Who knows what it needs to eat and all that. But you really would still one for me if I asked you too? ... yes.. it does seem to... [laughs] Kind of looks like you~!

[colony_brat]

Yeah, I'd steal one for ya if you wanted it. I can outrun the droids, no problem. I don't rub my butt on you. I rub my front against your butt. 's different.

[akumanotrill]

Hmm... I wonder if I can charge the other people here for watching you fight a droid or something. We'd earn more tokens that way. Well~ Maybe the little bear is trying to do the same but got confused~

[colony_brat]

Hmmmm might be a good idea. Here I was thinkin' I'd try ta get a job fixin' rides or droids, but that'd be way more fun. 'specially if I getta use my scythe. We're gunna need way more tokens at this rate.

Don't think so since others are doin' it too. Maybe it's like 'em kissin'? Or something? I don't know. Sure ya don't want one?