Déjà vu this wall.

[colony_brat]

[Voice]

This has happened before. I'm sure a it. I don't really remember it, but it happened... all the weird people... Hell, if you can't beat 'em.

Who wants pizza!?

[People can come by Azzip for pizza. Duo's frantically trying to make enough for everyone.]

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[crystallinesong]

My grandmother named me after him. But then I met him, and he told me it wasn't a real name at all. So he gave me a new one.

[colony_brat]

[And we're back to a confused Duo blinking at her.] What? How could you have met him?

[crystallinesong]

Maybe he's a different Sheik than your Sheik, but I know all the other Sheiks I've met have all been from the Hyrule of my past. I don't know how it works either. Someone thinks it's funny to play with time too much and make a whole bunch of us.

[colony_brat]

... what are there bands of roving Sheik's runnin' around!?

[crystallinesong]

Not here. Not in the caves either, or even in that broken Hyrule, but that's where most of them were.

[colony_brat]

... but there are copies of Sheik just runnin' around?

[crystallinesong]

Yeah, in other places. Some are scary though. Like the one that has giant white wings. There's something wrong with him.

[colony_brat]

... [This is all really hard for Duo to deal with. There are other versions of his friend running around when his friend doesn't think he really exists in the first place. That's seriously, seriously weird.]

[crystallinesong]

[Poke. Poke. Pokepokepoke.] You okay in there?

[colony_brat]

[Duo waves his hands around to bat away her poking.] It's just weird ta think 'bout copies of my friend who's convinced he's not a "real person" or some other bullshit and ta be talkin' to a girl version of him. Okay, not a girl version of him, but I thought he was s'pposed ta be the last Sheikah.

[crystallinesong]

He can't be the last one. He's the Legendary Hero's guide from hundreds of years ago. Unless he's the only one left that didn't die once already.

[colony_brat]

... The more you talk, the less I understand what the hell is up with you guys. I thought he was the last. Beats the hell outta me.

[crystallinesong]

Nobody understands Sheikah. [She looks significantly put-out by this.] Maybe in his time, he is the last, and in my time, me and Grandmother are the last. Well... Grandmother is the last, anyway.

[colony_brat]

I get Sheik most of the time now. [Duo hangs his head a little more.] Yep, just gets worse. You wanna pizza? With only toppings you like so ya don't pick it apart?

[crystallinesong]

The round things? Just don't put the red stuff on it.

[colony_brat]

No problem. You're not the one one who doesn't like it. [Duo considers what she's left of the toppings so he can make one with what he's pretty sure she actually ate off it. At least now they're talking about something he understands. Pizza makes sense.]

[crystallinesong]

I like the round meat-things. What are those?

[colony_brat]

Pepperoni. Most popular topping and a classic. I'll put plenty a those on.

[crystallinesong]

No mushroom. I'm tired of eating those. What else can you put on it?

[colony_brat]

[Duo points to things while he's talking.] Peppers, olives, ham, pineapple, hamburger, sausage, tomatoes, fish, shrimp if I've got some in the icebox, and I got some rabbit meat today.

[crystallinesong]

What's pine-apple?

[colony_brat]

Fruit. It's sweet and really weird ta put on pizza, but it works really good with ham. Here, try some. [Duo grabs a piece of the stuff to offer to her.]

[crystallinesong]

[She accepts the piece, then grins at how good it is.] I want some of this too.

[colony_brat]

[Duo chuckles.] Nope, you're not Sheik at all. If the boobs weren't enough, he hates sweet things.

[Duo puts some pineapple on the pizza between the pepperonis.] What else ya want? Anything else look good?

[crystallinesong]

What else goes good with those?