Déjà vu this wall.

[colony_brat]

[Voice]

This has happened before. I'm sure a it. I don't really remember it, but it happened... all the weird people... Hell, if you can't beat 'em.

Who wants pizza!?

[People can come by Azzip for pizza. Duo's frantically trying to make enough for everyone.]

Comments

[colony_brat]

... The more you talk, the less I understand what the hell is up with you guys. I thought he was the last. Beats the hell outta me.

[crystallinesong]

Nobody understands Sheikah. [She looks significantly put-out by this.] Maybe in his time, he is the last, and in my time, me and Grandmother are the last. Well... Grandmother is the last, anyway.

[colony_brat]

I get Sheik most of the time now. [Duo hangs his head a little more.] Yep, just gets worse. You wanna pizza? With only toppings you like so ya don't pick it apart?

[crystallinesong]

The round things? Just don't put the red stuff on it.

[colony_brat]

No problem. You're not the one one who doesn't like it. [Duo considers what she's left of the toppings so he can make one with what he's pretty sure she actually ate off it. At least now they're talking about something he understands. Pizza makes sense.]

[crystallinesong]

I like the round meat-things. What are those?

[colony_brat]

Pepperoni. Most popular topping and a classic. I'll put plenty a those on.

[crystallinesong]

No mushroom. I'm tired of eating those. What else can you put on it?

[colony_brat]

[Duo points to things while he's talking.] Peppers, olives, ham, pineapple, hamburger, sausage, tomatoes, fish, shrimp if I've got some in the icebox, and I got some rabbit meat today.

[crystallinesong]

What's pine-apple?

[colony_brat]

Fruit. It's sweet and really weird ta put on pizza, but it works really good with ham. Here, try some. [Duo grabs a piece of the stuff to offer to her.]

[crystallinesong]

[She accepts the piece, then grins at how good it is.] I want some of this too.

[colony_brat]

[Duo chuckles.] Nope, you're not Sheik at all. If the boobs weren't enough, he hates sweet things.

[Duo puts some pineapple on the pizza between the pepperonis.] What else ya want? Anything else look good?

[crystallinesong]

What else goes good with those?

[colony_brat]

Well since ya already got a weird combo, anything else ya like. Cream cheese? It's weird, but it's really good. [Duo goes to the icebox to get this out and shows her the white block.]

[crystallinesong]

Can I taste some?

[colony_brat]

Sure, but it'll be better when it's warm on the pizza. [Duo gets a spoon and offers just a little of it.] It's kinda tangy and good.

[crystallinesong]

[She takes the spoon and licks off the cheese. At this rate, she's not going to want her pizza.] It's good. Better than the mushroom-cheese stuff.

[colony_brat]

[It was just a little bit. Those tiny pieces of food aren't going to ruin her appetite.] What?

[Duo takes another spoon and puts some cream cheese on the pizza too, little pieces scattered around.]

[crystallinesong]

The place I was in before here was a bunch of caves and there's mushrooms everywhere. There's ones that taste like cheese, and if you squish them, you get stuff that tastes like milk out of them. There's bread-mushrooms too. They grow almost everywhere.

[colony_brat]

[stares at her] You're remindin' me why I don't ask questions 'round here. The answers make my brain hurt. Back ta pizza 'cause that makes sense! Want anything else on this?

[crystallinesong]

[She shakes her head.] I don't think so.

[colony_brat]

Alright then. [Duo covers it with normal shredded cheese and puts it in the oven.] It'll be done in just a few minutes. Want somethin' ta drink?

[crystallinesong]

Drink? What kind of drink?

[colony_brat]

Got water, beer, some juice, soda, special sodas a friend a mine makes. I can make lemonade if ya want that.