Great, I've lost it!

[colony_brat]

Would someone please tell me what in the hell's goin' on here? I know I haven't been sleepin' or eatin' well for a while, but this is ridiculous. I'd have to be up for a week ta hallucinate. It's not just me, right? Naw, there's too much chatter for that. Unless I'm imagin' that too.

Hijiri? Bunny? I think I need ta go ta bed and I think I need someone ta check my head. I might be bleedin' into my brain or something.

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[colony_brat]

[Duo curls and twists his head into the scratching while trying not to pull away from the fingers behind his ears.] Never with you.

[His tongue flicks out to lick off the taste of Hijiri on his lips, smiling just a little more than before.]

[akumanotrill]

Hope so~

[and kisses him lightly, teasingly several times, pulling away before Duo can kiss back]

[colony_brat]

[Duo keeps lifting his chin and trying to kiss him, sofly growling as he gets more and more frustrated. He finally reaches up to capture Hijiri's face between his hands so he can hold his lover still long enough to kiss him soundly.]

[akumanotrill]

[and Hijiri loves frustrating him, then he wraps his arms round Duo, eyes closing as he returns his shinigami's kiss]

[colony_brat]

[Duo pulls him around to sit in his lap and smiles against his lips.] Thanks, bright eyes. Love your fingers.

[akumanotrill]

[moves into a familiar position on Duo's lap and leans happily against him] I know you do. They are rather lovely, aren't they~?

[colony_brat]

Mmhmm they're very lovely and very sexy. Just like the rest of ya. [Duo rubs his hands over Hijiri's body.]

[akumanotrill]

[laughs] Now you're making me suspect that you're pretending to have a breakdown so you can molest me~

[colony_brat]

I need an excuse ta molest ya? Since when? 'sides, you're makin' me feel better, I should act better, right? 's not every day a guy's gotta deal with so much weird.

[akumanotrill]

Since always.

Mn... I suppose you're right. You're yourself again when your fingers start wandering~

[colony_brat]

Hm, thought 'cause you're hot and my devil was more than 'nough of an excuse.

[Duo just wraps his arms around Hijiri to make sure he says in his lap.] Well, it's a good way ta be sure when I'm healthy or when I'm feelin' like shit. I say it's pretty useful.

[akumanotrill]

Now you're just flattering me so you won't get into trouble.

[he stays there on Duo's lap] And a nice way, I guess.

[colony_brat]

Am I? Well is it workin'?

Ya seem to enjoy my wanderin' hands 'long as they're wanderin' on you~

[akumanotrill]

[laughs more] May~be~

They feel nice and are warm and they'd better only wander on me.

[colony_brat]

S'at mean I should keep doin' it~?

'Course, bright eyes. Don't want ya tryin' ya cut off my hands. Guess you'll just have ta make sure they're too busy with you ta wander anywhere else~ [Duo moves his hands up to rub around Hijiri's wings.]

[akumanotrill]

You can if you want.

[chuckles and flutters his wings a bit] Don't you ever get tired~

[colony_brat]

Well I do like tellin' my devil how much I enjoy bein' his devoted fan and how handsome he is. Down right sexy actually.

Yes, and then I sleep for a while before molestin' you again. [He sounds cheeky as he whips one hand down to pinch Hijiri's butt before going back to rubbing around his wings.]

[akumanotrill]

And the devil doesn't mind being worshiped~ ♥

[chuckles] Are all shinigami this horny, I wonder~? [and gives a cry of surprise then tries to catch the offending hand] Duo!

[colony_brat]

Good ta know 'cause I'd hate ta be upsettin' my devil by worshippin' him.

Mmmm don't know, but if anymore show up and try ta take my place, I might come back bloody. 'specially if they're tryin' ta use you ta fix the horny. [Tries to look innocent.]

[akumanotrill]

You won't upset him~

... [frowns a bit] Duo... I'm sure I'd be able to fend of their advances if they made any.

[colony_brat]

Good, then I can worship 'im all I want~

[Duo at least has the intelligence to look a little ashamed of himself... for about six seconds.] So? You could probably tease and manipulate 'em inta going off ta do all kinds of stuff for ya. But I still might come back covered in their blood if they wouldn't take orders for an answer.

[akumanotrill]

I can fight them off. Shouldn't be too hard.

[colony_brat]

But that's s'pposed ta be my job~ [whine] I'm s'pposed ta protect my devil and make sure no one gets handsy. [Duo bounces a little like he's a kid throwing a fit.]

[akumanotrill]

I thought your job was making pizzas and being a general annoyance to the community~ [laughs]

[colony_brat]

[tries to sound pouty] But I can kill people ta protect my devil too~ That could fall under bein' an annoyance. I'm sure their screams would be annoyin'.