Déjà vu this wall.

[colony_brat]

[Voice]

This has happened before. I'm sure a it. I don't really remember it, but it happened... all the weird people... Hell, if you can't beat 'em.

Who wants pizza!?

[People can come by Azzip for pizza. Duo's frantically trying to make enough for everyone.]

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[crystallinesong]

[As Duo's making pizzas, he will find a Sheikah has wandered into the back causing a little mischief. At least a couple of recently finished pizzas have been picked apart by the curious girl, choice toppings removed and eaten, and several of Duo's utensils have been picked up, examined, then put down someplace else.]

[colony_brat]

[Duo finally turns around from where he's frantically trying to make sauce and...] What the hell, Sheik?

[crystallinesong]

[She's now perched on the counter, swinging her legs innocently. He must be some guy that's been to the Tournament, given the usage of her old "name".]

What?

[colony_brat]

Don't what me! If ya didn't like the pizza, ya coulda asked for somethin' different. Ya didn't have ta destroy it... and where the hell's my spoon? What are ya doin' here anyway? Did people get in the hou..se... [Duo scoots to the side and stares at Sheik. Then he scoots to the other side and stares at Sheik some more.]

[crystallinesong]

[She glances at the mutilated pizzas.] Oh, that's what those things are. They're good, but they'd be better without the red stuff.

[She watches him examine her, shifting slightly.]

[colony_brat]

[Duo doesn't bother to answer. He's got other nonsense to worry about than a Sheik who doesn't know what pizza is and doesn't like sauce. This Sheik doesn't have wings and... could it be... Duo creeps closer and reaches up a hand toward her, one finger extended. He pokes at her chest and sure enough, it's squishy.]

[crystallinesong]

Hey! [SMACK.]

[Yes, that's definitely going to hurt. This is coming from the girl who spearhanded an arwing once.]

[colony_brat]

[They're real and that hurt so this can't be a dream... but Sheik has boobs! Duo's cheek is quickly turning red and swelling a little as he continues to stare only with his ears ringing.] What the hell!?

[crystallinesong]

[Scowl.] Don't you know better than to ask first? Stupid kid.

[colony_brat]

... WHAT THE HELL? You're- you're a chick! A real chick! [Look, more grabby hand. Does he get a good squeeze before she hits him?]

[crystallinesong]

[This time he's getting a knee to the gut for the gropage.] Knock it off! I know I'm a girl!

[colony_brat]

[Shit. Duo wheezes and bends hover, holding his stomach. No matter how many times you get the shit beat out of, getting hit in the gut always knocks the wind out of you and getting hit in the nose always makes you cry. He backs up a little before he looks back up at her, wheezing.] You're a- guy- here-

[crystallinesong]

...Whaat? There's another one of me? Why are they always guys?! That's not fair at all! [Cue pouting.] No wonder our people all died. They're all boys!

[colony_brat]

[Always guys? That's weird. Of course he's a guy. Why's the chick so pissed? Fuck his stomach hurts. Damn she's cute when she pouts. He mans up and straightens up.] He's gotta girlfriend. That's a good thing, right? 'sides, if they were all as pretty as you, you guys woulda been unstoppable and then you coulda taken over the world.

Don't show pain, don't show pain. Man up for the pretty girl Sheikah. Damn, Sheik's a pretty girl.

[crystallinesong]

[Of course she's pretty! Why else would all the boys want to play with her?]

Sheikah take over? [Snort.] Not us. Everyone hates Sheikah.

[colony_brat]

We don't. Don't think there's anyone here who hates Sheik. I live with the guy, his girlfriend, and some other guys who don't hate 'im either.

[crystallinesong]

He's lucky then. Hyrule is horrible.

[colony_brat]

Wouldn't know, but doesn't sound like a lotta fun. You'll be popular here bein' that pretty, but people are gunna think you're Sheik unless ya show off that you're a girl.

[crystallinesong]

I am Sheik. That was my name before.

[colony_brat]

Yeah, that's gunna be even more confusin'. This is why Kam and Mak got different names, least from me, chickie. Can't believe you're a girl Sheik. Damn, he was pretty before, but just look at you.

[crystallinesong]

It's not my name anymore. I'm Spirit now.

[colony_brat]

Anymore? You're from Sheik's future? Thought he was gunna be...

[crystallinesong]

Very far in his future. He's a legendary hero for the Sheikahs when we come from.

[colony_brat]

Oh, so you're not really Sheik. You're just a girl Sheikah. [For some reason, that makes him feel a lot better and yet sad. There's still no hope for Sheik after he has to return the princess. Damn.]

[crystallinesong]

My grandmother named me after him. But then I met him, and he told me it wasn't a real name at all. So he gave me a new one.